Though it does not sum up my experience here by any means, it does have some meaning. I could go into it and be all philosophical and shit but I'll leave that up to you 'cuz I'm too tired to type that much right now. I just challenge you to ponder what this funny little misspelled sign has to offer.
I'm headed home in four days, and its bittersweet. I will miss the 幸福的生活(happy life) I've lived here for the past 4 months, but am extremely excited to be back to my beautiful(美) life back at home. I miss everyone and everything, and have lots to come home to. It'll be nice not to feel like a fat cow also, since every girl here is a size zero.
In conclusion, when in Taiwan:
use protection.
And lastly, no abroad fake "relationships" with anyone named 胖虎 (Fat Tiger) who end up with your crazy bi-polar, mentally and emotionally unstable classmate Cheryl aka Crackhead, or crushes on boys with girlfriends (I'll miss you Ivan!!!! lol), especially if they are bff's with your fake ex-bf. (whew that was a mouthful)
Over and out from overseas.
Love always.
